March 23, 2010
Veep ‘quotes’ classic ‘Greek’ poet
Virgil wasn’t Greek, and he didn’t say it.
Biden drops the F-bomb during health care bill signing
Big effing deal.
November 17, 2009
Biden mocks his bowing president
Vice President Joe Biden made fun of President Obama during an appearance on The Daily Show.
August 4, 2009
Biden: Now the stimulus is working … really!
In the course of about two months, Veep Joe Biden has gone from saying the stimulus package was working, to saying it wasn’t meant to “jolt” the economy and back to saying it’s working.
July 26, 2009
Now Biden says stimulus wasn’t meant to, you know, stimulate
Perhaps following the president’s lead, Veep Joe Biden today argues in The New York Times that the $787 billion stimulus package passed in February wasn’t meant to “jolt” the economy.
July 23, 2009
Biden claims sounds of artillery disrupted 2008 trip to Georgia
Veep Joe Biden told the Georgian Parliament he remembered hearing artillery fire and fighter jets during his 2008 visit to the country, but Biden wasn’t any where near the fighting, which has subsided by the time he arrived.
July 21, 2009
Biden: Ukrainian women are hot!
While on an overseas trip to the Ukraine, Veep Joe Biden told the country’s president that Ukrainian women are “the most beautiful women in the world.”
July 16, 2009
Biden: We must spend money to avoid bankruptcy
While speaking about health care reform, Medicaid and Medicare, Vice President Joe Biden said the country must spend money to avoid going bankrupt.
July 6, 2009
Bomb Iran … yeah, not so much
The State Department today walked back suggestions from Vice President Joe Biden on Sunday that the U.S. would allow Israel to take military action against Iran.
July 5, 2009
‘The truth is we … misread the economy’
Vice President Joe Biden this morning said the Obama administration “misread” how bad the economy had actually become — tell that to the nearly 10 percent of Americans who are unemployed.
May 10, 2009
Barack Obama and Joe Biden will send us all to college!
While speaking to a group of students at Bellevue Elementary School in Syracuse, N.Y., Veep Joe Biden promised to open up the checkbook and pay for everyone to go to college.
January 20, 2009
Biden sees dead people (dead Supreme Court justices)
While speaking to supporters at an inaugural ball, new Veep Joe Biden said he was honored to be looking over at “Justice Stewart.” Justice Potter Stewart died in 1985.
January 6, 2009
President-elect apologizes for snubbing Feinstein
President-elect Obama apologized to Sen. Dianne Feinstein after not consulting her on his nomination for CIA director.